Jackie: Two weeks done

In my first two weeks, I lost about 15 lbs. Today is the first day of the last two weeks.

I think I lose faster than Dawn does because I'm hyper! I'm sure as hell not doing hard labor, but I am always up and running between grading papers or writing emails.

I cheated a tad this morning...I had about 3/4 of a cup of rice left in the pan, so I just finished it off rather than eating the 1/2 and saving the 1/4. Greedy! I could be put into the torture chamber for that, you know. Don't tell Kim Jung-Il or I'm TOAST.

I shouldn't be glib. But in the real world, that is EXACTLY what would have happened if I were in a N. Korean prison (ie., slow murder farm).